oh man how many times did i skip dinner because of people in the kitchen
too many
WHO WAS THE EVIL MIND THAT CREATED THIS COMIC
WHO
DO NOT EXPOSE OUR WEAKNESS COMIC CREATOR
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
OH MAN HEARING ABOUT PEOPLES SHITTY PARENTS JUST NEVER FAILS TO PISS ME OFF AHHAA I FUCKING HATE SHITTY PARENTS I SWEAR TO GOD
how have the netherlands done so well they were so boring my god so many were boring I mean Italy made me want to rip my face off I just
Imagine if we ever actually do win again one year and Graham will host the show for Europe omg please can we win just for this
I can’t even pretend like I can listen to this without laughing.
OMYGOD
OH MY GOD I CHOKED
…
whAT IS THIS IM CRYAING
This is the theme song to my life.
A for effort
i know i just reblogged this, but i had to again….IT GENIUS
OMFG NOT AGAIN MY EVERYTHING HURTS
hi this is me reincarnated into song form
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
Every time, I think this won’t get me. And it does.
totally being played at my funeral
